|Mong With A Dong Sings A Song.
||[Sep. 4th, 2004|01:54 pm]
Its A Fanzine! Crikey!
|||||Interpol - Slow Hands||]|
In a gimmick too far, it has been announced that the Portugeuse, transsexual, Jimmy Hill-chinned, Big Brother 5 winner Nadia is to launch a pop career.
By career, I take that she will release one single, which will go top 30, continue to pursue more 'serious' music styles, go completely up her own asexual arse, then get caught giving blowjobs to George Best for publicity.
Apparently the material that has been written is 'some of the best ever'.
Not hard, seeing as no-one has set quite this precedent in gender-bending popular music before.
I know this isn't strictly music, but I welcome any opportunity I have to rant about her/him.
It's that fucking laugh..